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TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride
approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily
agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to
find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer was going through a process of corporate
down sizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that,
at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position
that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
showed more than thirty years of steady deposits
and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued
by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they were one of the
largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three
decades she had "charged" him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied and these were
the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded
he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you
were doing, I would have given you all my business!"
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
typical men. Ungreatfull stupid retarded basterds all of them. Woman power... I mean... I'm a happy woman and I think men should rule the world... I mean these voices in my head need to go. I'm done now.
LOL Candi
Kind of gives a new meaning to the words "if I had a nickle for every time I...." doesn't it.
Candy, gotta watch those voices in your head. I've got a message to you about that ... no, I'll just have the voices in my head tell the voices in your head my message, and all these other folks won't have to listen in.
Bob